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17 Oct 2026
| Published | Title | Build |
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| we are so close to version 1.0 its disgusting im not joking this is like the last phase of the game until we release. maybe 2 more releases. if you read this like this and play crimpo quest and post about crimpo quest and stuff and tell people new music final fight now isnt dogshit fixed missing files more crap less crap | 25732635 | |
| Clumbo's Quench Crimpo's Crap has a new update. Sounds that work? More now than before. Achievements? Seems like it. anyways hey guys this is my new update. i updated the game crampo crunch. you can now play the game. theres less audio errors. who gives a shit. also theres new achievements. i made them for the main game but I will import them into the playtest version now. LOL!!! 1234567890ːsteamhappyː | — | |
| delicious audio patch ok so there was a sound that was playing that didnt exist and it caused everyone to shit the bed very sucks and very bad. if you were clever enough to save your game and relog then you could see that it sucks anyways sorry for the bad first impressions please let me know if something like this happens again because out of the 50 people signed up only 2 people let me know | — |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 5 Oct 2026 | Mon | 18:22 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 25734070 | public | 1 | — |
| 5 Oct 2026 | Mon | 17:10 | we are so close to version 1.0 its disgusting | 25732635 | public | 1 | — |
| 22 Sep 2026 | Tue | 01:19 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 25449669 | public | 1 | — |