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| 1.2 patch Changed the outcome of the Neutral ending to better reflect the character's terrible fate. Minor boss mechanic adjustments. Aesthetic updates to the title screen terrain and characters based on the real-world calendar. | — | |
| 1.1 patch Gameplay • Reduced damage for most enemies and bosses, essentially increasing Hamachi’s hp from 6 to 12, • Increased Hamachi’s attack hitbox size from 8×8 to 10×10 (width/height) Bosses • During the first two boss fights, if the player drops to 2 HP , Penelope will spawn from either corner of the arena and provide Hamachi with sushi to restore health. This can occur once with each encounter. UI… | — | |
| 🐛 patch Fixed a bug where the kill counter reset to 0 after dying on World 5/6 stage 1 if the game was previously exited on that level. · Removed decorative ceiling spikes in the first dungeon that caused a crash when touched. (lol) · Made slight adjustments to the pacifist/neutral final bosses. | — | |
| Mar 19: 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝒸𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜𝓈𝒽 Mac support is now available. Since this is the first time the game has been released on Mac, I strongly recommend trying the demo before considering purchasing Early Access. This will help ensure the game runs smoothly on your system. If you encounter any issues, please let me know—I greatly appreciate all the feedback I have received so far. … | — | |
| Update for Mar 1 Added: Attack Mode Toggle Normally, when you press the attack button, the character comes to a complete halt until the animation ends. Now, you can toggle this off or on anytime during gameplay, indicated by a lock graphic. This allows you to spam the attack button and maintain full movement. The attack will register in the direction you're facing when you press the button. · Adjusted Enemy Kno… | 17563180 | |
| 1.1: Update Notes for Feb 10 Added 2 new achievements. · Introduced a new Challenge Level. A dedicated menu for Challenge Levels will be added as more are introduced. · Salutations Feline’s attack damage has been nerfed from 1000 to 987.5. Hopefully, this keeps things balanced. · Added dialogue for cops—please refrain from tampering with the community’s highly important government-issued wetness dispensers, which exist to… | 17314833 |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 29 Sep 2026 | Tue | 22:36 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 25614240 | public | 1 | — |
| 29 Sep 2026 | Tue | 21:57 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 25613619 | public | 1 | — |
| 19 Jul 2026 | Sun | 22:58 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 24287849 | public | 2 | — |