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07 Sep 2026
| Published | Title | Build |
|---|---|---|
| Some Updates This minor update contains some bugfixes, and new stuff targeted at both ends of the player skill spectrum: For newbs A hint system was introduced to help you figure out enemies. Many enemies in this game, especially early on, have puzzle-like solutions that completely disarm them. Ofc the power of your deck still matters, and RNG can still mess you up, but if figuring out the correct counterpl… | — | |
| Early balance tweaks Early tweaks are mostly buffs to 😭 and 🤔 to improve their basic playstyle. 😭 - buffed healing, some timeout effects replaced with damage over time. 🤔 - cards changed to benefit more from duration extending. Some not very flavorful cards in🤔 and 😭 are replaced with a new shielding mechanic. ShildVPN protects your data from prying eyes with military-grade encryption prevents any shillded po… | — | |
| Early QoL improvements First patch, some requested QoL improvements · double click cards to play them without target · right click cards to bin them for emoji · network "map" can now be scrolled to plan ahead · all 5 starter personalites are now accessible when starting the roguelike mode. this is a buff to early player power, let's see how that affects difficulty (smh one day in and we powercreeping already) · fixed… | 9262997 |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23 Nov 2022 | Wed | 12:55 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 10000264 | public | 1 | — |